202 SAG Red Carpet Best and Worst ...

I have always said that you can never go wrong with black and white … except for this.  Much too busy.  Maybe if the top was just black, or just white, but print everywhere is too much. Grade:  C

Jenny from the Block … OK OK.  She brought the glam.  So I HAVE to give her a good grade even though I can't stand her.  Grade:  A

Alex Borstein.  How can a gown actually make you look 4 feet tall?  Grade:  D-

Dance competition gowns don't count.  

(whoever you are).

Alison Janney, my close personal friend, … Alison … I don't like it.  I just don't.  Grade:  D  (But I still love you!)

Bat wing sleeves like this ... most unattractive and should only be seen on a bat.  Grade:  D

America Ferrara … too plain.  

This is the exact same maxi-dress I had in high school.  What.  The.  Hell.

Halloween anyone?  

NO.

La Divina Catherine Zeta-Jones … face getting stretched a little too tight hon?

Charlize Theron.  LOVE.  Grade:  A

Cynthia … Love.  Grade:  B

Dakota Fanning.  This is so, SO blah.  Color:  blah, Gown:  blah,  Hair:  blah and NO BLING.  Grade:  Double F Minus.

Elizabeth Moss.  I actually really love this.  It's feminine and pretty and her hair and makeup is perfect.  Grade:  A

Glenn Close.  Gown?  Cape?  It's pretty, but what is it?

 Gwendolyn Christie decided to wear a parachute.  SMH.

Crazy, Kooky, TALENTED Helena Bonham Carter.  LOVE HER.  Her outfit?  Not so much.

Jennifer Aniston.  Very pretty … is that Donna Karan?  

 Jennifer Garner … looks like a rerun.

One should ALWAYS cover up what they don't have.  Just sayin.

Laura Dern.  I think it's time to switch stylists.  

WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!  Love this!  Grade:  AAA+++

 Lupita … another black and white gown that isn't cutting it.  Looks like she bought it from H&M.  

The beautiful Margot Robbie.  I suddenly feel an urge to dance a jig??
Grade:  A  Love it!

Meryl.  Hon, the black rimmed glasses and that large necklace belongs on something that Bella Abzug might have worn.  Grade:  F minus

Michelle Williams.  Tres elegant.  Grade A.

Millie Bobbie Brown.  Lose the pants.  

So … I like it.  I really do.  Grade:  B-

Nicole Kidman.  Beautiful.  Grade:  A

Is it a skirt?  A dress?  A tutu?  A bathing suit?  

 It might have worked but the hair sucks.

Rachel Brosnahan … Electra Glide in Blue.

Reese Witherspoon wearing the same dress she wears every year.  

Renee Zelwegger.  This is basically the same dress she wore to the Globes except this one is navy blue.  Whatever.

Don't know this lady but I love the gown.  Grade:  A

Sarah Hyland.  NO.  Bathroom curtains gone bad.  

Mmmm … not feeling it.  The hair Scarlett, the hair.

Molly Simms in a bubble-gum pink large piece of material.  Grade:  F

Winona Ryder.  Hair sucks.  Lose the jacket.

A swathed baby?  Can she move her arms?

Zoe Kravitz channeling Audrey Hepburn magnificently!  WINNER WINNER WINNER!

That's it folks.  NEXT ... THE OSCARS!

SMOOCHES!