THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF ...

1.   These freaking things right here:

No matter what, no matter where, these things follow me around.  I can guarantee you there will more than likely be one in my coffin.  And NO ONE WILL KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE.

2.  THESE!

WHEN are these freaking short ankle length pants going to go out of style?!  I HATE them.  You have to be 12 feet tall to wear them.  If you're 5'2" and fat, you look 5'2" AND FAT.  To the fucking left already!

3.  THESE!

Here is a plug:

Here is a socket:  

No matter which way I insert the plug, IT'S ALWAYS THE WRONG FUCKING WAY.  I have to then flip the plug over and re-insert.  I HATE THAT.  You think they'd mark them or something!

That's all.

To anyone who reads this and agrees, please comment.  I need to PROVE to Danny that these things are annoying not only to me but to others as well.  He thinks nobody will get it.  I think he's wrong and EVERYBODY will get it.

Thank you.

A LONG OVERDUE RANT .....

These two bitches right here:  

THIS is why I hate rich people.  They're cheaters!  I HATE CHEATERS!  People who can not only afford to send their kids to fancy schools, but when they have kids who are too stupid to actually get into those schools, they can pay off and bribe people to LIE in order to get their stupid kids into fancy schools.  

Here's the thing.  You can cheat at Monopoly, but the win isn't legitimate.  How can anyone enjoy that?  THAT kind of win never satisfied me.  BECAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY WIN.  But there are those people who don't care HOW they win, even if it is by cheating and lying.  Back in the Dark Ages when I was a little girl, how often did I hear a teacher say:  CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER.  But you know what?  THEY DO.  WHEN THEY'RE RICH. 

Lori Loughlin's daughter, Olivia Jade, has her own You Tube channel.  Check it out if you want your brains turned to oatmeal.  What a self-involved little twit  going on and on about HER CAREER ?????  Now it looks like USC may expel her.  MAY expel her?  THEY ABSOLUTELY SHOULD FUCKING EXPEL HER?  She cheated.  She doesn't have the ability, nor the scores to be attending USC.  Expel her ass.  Now here's another sad fact:  Miss Olivia Jade DOESN'T NEED A DEGREE FROM USC because she's already loaded due to mommie and daddy.  Forget feeling any shame.  Forget any suffering.  NOTHING will happen to her. 

NOTHING!!!!!

And nothing will happen to her rich parents.  Oh, they may have to pay a fine (a fine that they can absolutely afford), but that's about it.  No one will go to jail.  Know why?  BECAUSE THEY'RE RICH.  

Here's what I would do.  I'D MAKE THEM PAY FOR THE EDUCATION OF THE GIRL OR BOY WHO DIDN'T GET INTO USC BECAUSE OF THEIR STUPID DAUGHTER.  Seems fair right?  Not only that.  They should pay for their housing and expenses too.  

UGH.