2018 Emmys Best and Worst ...

OK.  First of all, why the hell did they broadcast this on a Monday?  No pre-show?  No red carpet?  Everyone is still at work!  Stupid, stupid idea.

Whatever ... let's get started.

Sarah Silverman.  Pretty dress but it adds weight to her.  Grade:  C-

Penelope Cruz.  LOVE HER!  Gorgeous!  Always brings it!  Grade:  A

p.s.  Almost EVERYONE wore white on the red carpet.

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My BFF Allison Janey.  LOVE HER!  Saw her live and in person at a local restaurant in PICO RIVERA!  Yeah!  And she graciously took a picture with me and my BFF Laura.  LOVE HER!  GRADE:  A

Beautiful ball gown.  Looks like a starry, starry night.   Grade:  A

I'm not feeling this gown and Christy Tiegen is quickly replacing Heidi Klum by being EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME and all she did was marry John Legend.  Grade:  F

Claire Foy looking quite beautiful but one of her chanclas is missing its sparklies.  Grade:  A-

Elizabeth Moss.  Uh .... you're at the Emmy's .... not a wedding.  Shoes do not match.  Dress leaves much to be desired.  Hair is blah.  You're very pretty.  But your look isn't.  Grade:  D

Evan Rachel Wood.  Incredibly chic!  She always brings it.  Makeup - beautiful!  Grade:  A+

Heidi Fuckin' Klum.  Shows up to anything.  She annoys the shit outta me.  Grade:  F-

Don't know who she is (sorry), but I'm loving this beautiful, ethereal blue with pants and chiffon panels.  Grade:  A

 Jessica Biel looking quite lovely in white.  Grade:  A

I think her hair and makeup are beautiful.  This color looks beautiful on her.  Not my favorite dress, but on her it works.  Grade:  A

Kate McKinnon.  I gotta be honest, the dress is ok, but her hair and makeup look a little trashy?  Agree?  Grade:  B-

Kerri Russell .... beautiful woman.  I once saw her downtown when she was on Felicity and she looked like a 12 year old.  Very pretty, very petite.  I love this but I wish it was a gown.  Not feeling the peek-a-boo legs.  Grade:  A

Kristin Bell looking PERFECT.  Gorgeous in white. Grade:  A+

Kristin Cavalleri.  I am not a fan of long / short look.  Make it one or the other!  This should have been long.  The hair?  Looks like a spider's nest.  HATE IT.  Grade:  C-

Laura Dern in Industrial Chic ... Grade:  D-

I loved this look.  Don't know who she is but she's getting a B because I didn't like the earrings.



Mandy Moore.  Love her, hate the dress.  It makes her look lumpy and the color is AWFUL.  Grade D-



Maya Rudolf.  Funny lady in a funny dress.  Sorry. This looks like something she found in her grandmother's attic.  Grade: F-

Nancy O'Dell.  Hon ... aren't you like in your 50's now?  Time to stop looking like a pageant contestant.  Grade:  D

 Don't know who she is but she sure is pretty!  Love this look!  Grade:  A

Very pretty in red.  Love the hair/makeup/jewels.  Perfect!  Grade:  A



Damn I forget her name.  But it doesn't matter because this is a big, fat NO.  Grade: F

 A very chic gown for sure, but hon .... ever heard of dry shampoo?  Grade: C-



Sandra Oh.  LOVE this look.  She is really fantastic.  I saw the series she was nominated for "Killing Eve" .... AMAZING!  If you haven't seen it, you should.  It's really funny, and intense at the sametime.  Grade:  B

Sarah Paulson looking tres chic but I honestly do not like that bodice.  Grade: B

Love Taraji HATE the dress.  A mess of busy fabric thrown onto her body like a shower curtain.  Grade:  F-

Tiffany Hadish.  I HATE PRIMARY COLORS!!!!  Grade: F



Tracee Ellis Ross in an ugly bubble-gum pink wrinkly mess.  Grade:  F



'Who Is America' Trolls Sheriff Joe Arpaio

SERENA'S MELTDOWN ....

OK ... I'm probably a little late with this but I've been busy.
So Serena has a meltdown and breaks her racquet like a five-year old. 
Everyone is defending her because she has a va-jay-jay and no one ever said squat about McEnroe's or Jimmy Conners' tantrums.  Maybe it's because they were boys and had weenies, but it still does not dismiss the fact that they were assholes.  It's behavior unbecoming of ANYONE.
Serena Williams has won A HUNDRED MILLION TIMES AND HAS GAZILLIONS OF DOLLARS.  Can't you just take a loss with a little grace?  Life is unfair cupcake.  If I pulled shit like that in my office every time I was unjustly treated I'd be unemployed and living in a box on Skid Row. 
Suck it up.  Put your big girl panties on a deal with it.  It's not like you're unemployed with no insurance and can't afford your rent for crying out loud.


Whatever happened to SPORTSMANSHIP?  I learned that in elementary school.  And yeah.  Sometimes shit happens and it's wrong and unfair ... DEAL WITH IT.  It builds character. 


NEXT ....


So my boyfriend's new movie comes out in November!!!! 

It's called "Green Book" and it looks like another GOOD ONE!  Check out the trailer. 


NEXT.....


Nothing right now as I am not pissed off yet.