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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIGGO ....

Even though you didn't take a picture with me when I drove ALL THE WAY to Santa Monica to see you in person and support your movie "Jauja", and even though it devastated me that you did not recognize me from the ether, and even though you BROKE MY HEART by denying me a photograph of us together that I could look upon forever in posterity, I am still going to wish you a Happy Birthday. 

No ... I no longer LOVE you as I once did.  And I am no longer obsessed with you as I once was and the saddest part of all is that you are no longer that boy who wrecks my dreams.  You are however, the namesake of my blog which served me well over the last seven years and was much cheaper than therapy.  So, without further ado,  ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIGGO

This right here ... is where you BROKE. MY.  HEART. 

The Look of Love *sigh*

I KNEW our paths would cross one day ...












  
Love the autograph BUT A PICTURE OF YOU WITH YOUR ARM AROUND ME would have been MUCH MUCH BETTER.





 October 20
Happy Birthday
 

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  1. still kinda dreamy though ... with a hint of a nice tush.

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