GLORY HALLELUJAH! STRIKE UP THE BAND AND START THE PARADES!!! Kimmie FINALLY had her baby! She's here, she's here ... she's FINALLY here!
|Dr. Terry Dubrow - Horndog and Perv|
To fill you in .... Slade used to bang Jo on Season 1. Then Jo left the show to seek fame and fortune as a recording artist (insert NeNe here). Once Jo was out of the picture, he then started banging Lauri until Lauri found her Prince Charming in
|Lauri - TEN|
|Gretchen - 10+|
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Gretchen sees this episode. Her man just compared her sexual abilities to Lauri's. Now THAT, I'd pay to see.
Next, Lydia got her panties in a twist because Slade told her she is so petite, so tiny, that she needed to eat a cheeseburger. This is where I would grudgingly have to agree with Slade. SHE DOES NEED TO EAT A CHEESEBURGER. Her teeth are bigger than her entire head and she has that anorexic looking face ... the big doe eyes, the hollow cheeks, the big assed teeth and the limbs of a toothpick.
Lydia, do yourself a favor and DO eat a cheeseburger, or two. With some fries. And a chocolate shake. And some pie. And a piece of birthday cake.
This incident took place at Lydia's Salsa Party to which the whole gang was invited. Eddie, the one and only LATINO, just proved to the entire world that he CANNOT DANCE and HAS NO RYTHYM. Eddie, you're giving Latinos a bad name dude. One does not raise ones arms like a chicken flapping its wings while salsa dancing. No. NO. NOOOOO. Tamra may think you're a hot Latin lover ... but if you ask me, a straight guy would never, EVER wear a skin tight, sleeveless black t-shirt. (P.S. Me thinks Eddie is a homo).
|(Dude ... you wish)|
|he look like he needs jaw surgery|
P.S. These two love birds just tied the knot. Congratulations you crazy kids. This is Tamra's THIRD walk down the aisle. His first. She has four kids. He has none. Tamra: DO NOT HAVE ANY MORE KIDS ... because SERIOUSLY, I give this marriage three years tops.
|Tamra in virginal blush pink, dripping in diamonds and orchids.|
... and THAT'S all she wrote.