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I always find it amazing when people become famous they slowly become better looking, shinier, tanner, sleeker hair. Here are just a few. If you would like to mention any yourselves, please feel free to send me a comment and I will post a before/after picture.

Bristol Palin before ...

Bristol Palin after ...

Kate Gosselin before ...

Kate Gosselin after ...

Michelle Bachmann before ...

Michelle Bachmann after ...

Amazing huh.


  1. Ok, here are my opinions: Bristol Palin looked better BEFORE. Now, just why is this girl famous anyway?? Her mother is a politician, yes, but what did this kid do to get famous?? Oh yeah, she got pregnant, as a teenager, and is now a single mother... living in a big house somewhere in Las Vegas.. making money by giving interviews and the like just like teen moms everywhere. NOT! My best guess is that Bristol Palin has no idea about the daily struggles of teen moms and their families. Kate-Plus-Eight looks better in her AFTER. She makes normal mothers feel like they too can have 17 thousand kids and look 'Hollywood Perfect' everyday- and when they realize that they don't and most likely won't they get depressed, frustrated, and unhappy. What Kate-Plus-Eight needs to constantly remind American mothers about is the fact that she had tons of plastic and reconstructive surgery that SOMEONE ELSE PAID FOR. Also, she can afford to look 'Hollywood Perfect' everyday b/c she and her 17 thousand children get paid lots of money for their show, which is now cancelled, and many appearances, and interviews, and books, and photo ops, etc... As for Michelle B, she obviously looks better in her AFTER; BUT, her insides still match her unattractive outsides in her BEFORE. What is that saying about ugly being to the bone..?? Yah, Michelle is a prime example of that saying. Hey, is there a saying about stupid and ignorant being "to the bone" too?????


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