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PLEASE Venting to Viggo readers ...

I know I have behaved abominably and I am filled with regret for having broken Debbie's heart. I've torn myself up over it for months now, hence this appeal to all of you to vouch for me and my sincerity ... I MUST GET HER BACK. I know I cannot do this without your support. Please, please, I beg of you all, put in a good word for me. Leave her a comment, something, anything, THAT WILL MAKE HER RECONSIDER AND TAKE ME BACK. I'm a broken man ...


  1. Who would dare break your heart? Why I will show him a thing or three!

  2. Dear Mr. Mortensen
    You've got a lot of making up to do. Here are a few suggestions.

    Give Debbie some flowers and a private jet juant to the Italian Riviera.

    A non-refundable 20 karat flawless diamond ring, since movie star relationships come and go, but diamonds are forever.

    And finally:

    Dedicate every future film award you win: "To Debbie, without whom I would still be a single-celled paramecium."

    PS., Debbie, did you ever find out who commented on your last post? For God's sake, don't tell it was Viggo.

  3. Dear Mr Mortensen,
    You did behave like a "Sissy-LaLa," and now you can crawl to China and back to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are truly and sincerely sorry for causing my Big Seester to suffer so. We will make the rest up as we go.

    I'm watching you,


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