Well,
for some unknown reason I was unable to get E! Live on the Red Carpet!
I called the cable company, I unplugged the t.v. to reboot it ...
NOTHING. SO, I had to go with Channel 7's coverage which is NOT NEARLY
AS IN DEPTH as E! Needless to say Mama was pissed.
So, with that in mind ... let's get started!
Alicia Vikander. Beautiful! She looks very young and sweet and elegant. Love the color of this gown .... Grade: A
Jennifer Lawrence. BEAUTIFUL! Love the hair, love the make up, love the the gown. WINNER WINNER WINNER!!! Grade: A++
Brie Larson. I'm not really feeling this gown. The color is beautiful but the belt and the bling and the ruffles and the pleats ... there's a lot going on here. Grade: C
Nice guy Dave Grohl and wife. Class Couple! Love her dress and earrings ... very pretty. Dave .... it's the ACADEMY AWARDS .... a traditional tux would have worked much better and you would have looked SO HANDSOME. Wife Grade: A, Dave's Grade:…
I know I have behaved abominably and I am filled with regret for having broken Debbie's heart. I've torn myself up over it for months now, hence this appeal to all of you to vouch for me and my sincerity ... I MUST GET HER BACK. I know I cannot do this without your support. Please, please, I beg of you all, put in a good word for me. Leave her a comment, something, anything, THAT WILL MAKE HER RECONSIDER AND TAKE ME BACK. I'm a broken man ...
Who would dare break your heart? Why I will show him a thing or three!
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Mortensen
ReplyDeleteYou've got a lot of making up to do. Here are a few suggestions.
Give Debbie some flowers and a private jet juant to the Italian Riviera.
A non-refundable 20 karat flawless diamond ring, since movie star relationships come and go, but diamonds are forever.
And finally:
Dedicate every future film award you win: "To Debbie, without whom I would still be a single-celled paramecium."
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PS., Debbie, did you ever find out who commented on your last post? For God's sake, don't tell it was Viggo.
Dear Mr Mortensen,
ReplyDeleteYou did behave like a "Sissy-LaLa," and now you can crawl to China and back to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are truly and sincerely sorry for causing my Big Seester to suffer so. We will make the rest up as we go.
I'm watching you,
Sister-Friend