Beautiful, sexy Mila Kunis. It seems like almost EVERYONE at the Golden Globes wore this ugly forest green color (which I hate) but Mila looked stunning. Loved the dress, loved the hair, gorgeous. Grade: A+
Tilda Swinton. GREAT Actress. She definitely has a style of her own but I can't help but think of a baby bird hatching out of it's egg everytime I see her. Grade: D 
Olivia Wilde. Beautiful girl, beautiful gown, but I thought she should have done something more with her hair instead of letting it hang down like limp spaghetti. An updo with a pair of gorgeous chandelier earrings might have worked better. Grade B- (for lack of proper hairstyle and jewels).
Eva Longoria. Very petite and she definitely knows how to dress for her body type. All in all, I liked this dress (even though she looked as though she was in mourning of her marriage to puppy Tony Parker). Black dress, very simple and elegant and it fit her perfectly. I liked the diamond brooch at the waist. The only flaw ... didn't really dig her hairstyle. Grade: B+
Ameria's Sweetheart Sandra Bullock. This dress was really quite beautiful, the photograph doesn't do it justice, but girlfriend really should have done something with those bangs, dayum did they need a trim! Grade: C, for having a bad hair day.
Natalie Portman, Best Actress Winner. I still can't decide whether I liked this or not. It reminds me of a pantsuit my mom made for me in high school. Pink with little red flowers. It was cute in 1974 ... 2011 ... not so sure. Grade: a solid D. Also, I don't think the necklace added anything. Would have looked better without one.
Ok. Christina Hendricks of Mad Men. This gal always does it WRONG. That thing on her shoulder looked like a conjoined twin. She should have worn her hair up and in the future ... STAY AWAY FROM RED. UGH. Grade F- (p.s. look at Johnny Depp looking her ... even he thinks she looks ridic).
Halle Berry. This woman NEVER, ever does it wrong. Beautiful, gorgeous ALL THE TIME. Grade: A+ and a 10 to the nth degree.
Ok. Julianne Moore. This one surprised me. She usually looks really good but this pink thing with one sleeve and those ugly assed shoes. I don't know what to say ... and you'd think a movie star of her stature could afford to get her dress pressed before putting it on. Grade: F-
Julianne Hough. I loved this. She's very young and I thought her hair looked a little too mature, but other than that I loved this look. Grade: A
Annette Benning and Warren Beatty (who is beginning to look a little like Pat Robertson - he's had more work than Annette) ... This isn't the best picture but I liked how she looked. The dress was simple and elegant and she's thin and chic. Tip: She should have left the glasses home. Grade: B
La Lopez. This was a pretty dress but don't think I would have gone with such a severe pony tail. Grade: B-. She always has that kinda lioness look to her eye makeup. I hate Jennifer.
Janury Jones. I don't know. Color was pretty. It was a little edgy and she has great boobs but the bottom looks kinda cheap cause it's fringe. Grade: TBD.
I love the quirky Helena Bonham Carter. She's a fantastic actress and I have always thought she has such a beautiful face, love the hair, love the crazy dress. Truthfully, this is an F but I like her so much I'm gonna give her an A.
Catherine Zeta-Jones ALWAYS looks like an old lady to me. I hated this dress, hated the color, hated the earings, all of it. And the hair. God, why doesn't she cut herself some bangs or layers or something. She looks like Abraham Lincoln's wife.
Miss Christina Aguilera is getting a tad pudgy. Grade: F- ... for looking like a hooker in a sausage.
Ok, I know she's a bigger girl, but I love this little girl. Amber Riley of Glee. SHE IS SO CUTE AND ADORABLE. So I give her an A+ for having personality. She exudes happiness. Love her. 
Thhhhhhat's all folks! Until the next big awards show ... stay tuned!
Very entertaining, as usual. I didn't like Hallie's dress.. looked like a rerun of what was wrong with fashion in the 80's. Natalie Portman's dress would have looked better if the rose lost it's stem. I liked Catherine Zeta's dress, but your are right about the hair, it is a tad 'civil war' looking. Didn't like Angelina's dress either. J Lo's dress was pretty in a 1970's sorta make-your-own-prom -dress way, and the ponytail was the wrong with that dress. I love Sandra B and she usually nails it, but the bangs were definitely industrial strength last night. The red head in the red dress with the huge growth on the shoulder should really rethink the style team she has hired. The flower was bigger than her face. I am not a fan of the cut-out dress, so I am a bit undecided about January Jones' dress. I think it would have looked better on her if the waist was covered with material. It would have made the focal point the fringe and not all of the skin. The plunging neckline showed enough skin.
ReplyDeleteWell, I am going to go and plan my outfit for work tomorrow. Think I'll sport my elastic waist, comfy black pants and anything that will fit over and around my muffin top. LOL.
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Debbie,
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The bit about Tilda Swinton (great actress) reminding you of a bird hatching out of its egg every time you see her.
Christian Hendricks: "That thing on her shoulder looks like a conjoined twin."
And Christina Aguilera looking like a "hooker in a sausage."
Hilarious. I know a while back you wrote a post concerned that people thought you were mean. But I know the truth.
You do this in good fun because it has therapeutic value you said, but also because you love to make people laugh. And you definitely do.
Your bud, Ruben
Really Debbie, you should be side by side commentating with Joan Rivers!
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