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Another Hollywood Divorce


Eva, Eva, Eva ... I'm so sorry my love, but what did you expect?

You married a puppy. You should have listened to me ...


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  1. Puppies pee on the carpet....and in the bed....and at the neighbor's house....and in strange cars....and anywhere else they have the urge to pee. Bastards!

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  2. How stupid for men to text their mistress and leave evidence...just proves that they don't think with their heads...the on on their shoulders.

    bun

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  3. HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT...HE WAS CHEATING BEFORE THEY MARRIED??? DUH....

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  4. ANNNNND... I'm sorry to be the shallow one here, but he was never that good looking to begin with...!

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