HERE IT IS! THE GOLDEN GLOBES 2024!

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

THE GOLDEN GLOBES

 

Better late than never!

Ok.  Jo Koy.  I thought he was funny!  He only had a few weeks to prepare and I thought he did a great job yet everyone is dogging him.  So Jo, from me to you ... you rocked my friend!

 

Amanda Seyfried.  This was very simple, but quite beautiful on camera.  Grade:  A

Natasha Lyonne.  LOVE HER!  But my word, those pointy things could have poked an eye out!  Seriously.  Grade:  D (for dangerous).

Hannah Waddington of Ted Lasso.  This gown looks like a modern-day saloon girl or a wedding gown from the 1990's, but in black.  Either way, I'm not feeling it.  Grade:  D minus.

Lenny Kravitz.  GODDAMN!!  Grade:  HOT HOT HOT WINNER WINNER WINNER!!

Margot Robbie.  On camera, this was seriously NEON pink.  Margot went full-on Barbie for the red carpet and I am going to give her a B+ (even though I didn't like the Barbie movie).  

Jennifer Aniston.  BORING.  No bling, no glam, no nothing.  Grade:  D.    

Reese Witherspoon.  BORING.  Reese has worn this same dress several times over the years with slight differences.  The blue one is really nice.  But come on.  Either get a stylist or don't attend.  Grade:  D 

Issa Rae.  Beautiful!  Love the color, love the fit, love the hair, love it all.  Grade:  A

America Ferrara.  Sweet.  That's all.  Grade:  C minus.

Jennifer Fkn Lopez.  UGH.  I hate to give her props but I really love this beautiful pink confection of a dress with the rose petal sleeves, however, she forgot the matching maracas.  Grade:  A (for the gown)  Grade:  F minus for Jennifer.

Emma Stone.  I LOVE LOVE LOVE Emma Stone!  Nails it every time.  Grade:  A+ WINNER WINNER WINNER!

Fantasia Barrino.  So, I think I like it.  But I think the blue skirt should have been another color.  Not sure.  However, she looks very beautiful.  Hair and makeup are perfection!  Grade:  B

Natalie Portman.   I always find her severely perfect.  Know what I mean.  Grade:  A

Elizabeth Olson.  GORGEOUS!  Perfection.  LOVE LOVE LOVE!!  Hair and makeup are perfect.  Jewelry is perfect.  Overall look - Perfect!  Grade:  A+  WINNER WINNER WINNER

Julianne Moore.  Not feeling it.  Grade:  B.

Jennifer Lawrence.  Very nice, but nothing special.  Actually, almost all the ladies this year were nothing special.  But I like her hair like that.  Grade:  B

Dua Lipa.  I like it.  

Naomi Watts and hubby Billy Crudup.  Not feeling Naomi's look but I'd sure like to feel her hubby.  So cute!  HUBBA HUBBA!  Naomie:  Grade:  C, Billy Crudup:  Grade:  A

LA DIVA Meryl Streep looking very much like LA DIVA Meryl Streep.  Grade:  B

Rosamund Pike.  GORGEOUS!  Love the dress, love the hat, love the shoes, love it all.  Grade A+  WINNER WINNER WINNER!  P.S.  I saw "Saltburn" ... disturbing and weird.  

Allison Williams.  LOVE LOVE LOVE!  Grade:  A

Billie Eilish.  Talented girl, great singer, and songwriter, however, this look is definitely a Glamour Don't.  Can you imagine you're nominated for a Golden Globe for the song you wrote and you decide to show up looking this fucking weird?  Grade:  F minus.

Matt Bomer.  DAYUM.  I mean how GOOD LOOKING can a man be!  Grade:  A

Taylor Swift.  I think curtain bangs would look better than what she has.  The dress is nice, but it isn't a winner in my humble opinion.  Grade:  B

And just a warning, if you go see her concert at the movies it is THREE FKN HOURS LONG.

YOWZA!  We've got some man candy here.  I like it!  Grade:  A.

Ally Wong.  LOVE HER!  However, earrings, a necklace and blinged-out glasses.  NO.   Ally needs to invest in some contacts.

Grade:  B minus.

Jared "Jesus" Leto.  Love his look.  Love the necklace, love the white pants, and open jacket.  Love him.  Grade:  A+

Oprah.  What a little Ozempic can do!  I think she looks really good but I don't care for the dress.  Grade:  C minus.

Florence Pugh.  Beautiful girl, but I hate the ring in her nose.  The hair is weird but the makeup is perfection.  Grade:  B 

Barry Keoghan.  He was nominated for "Saltburn" and gave a flawless performance.  Though there were a few disgusting scenes in the movie it is worth watching at least once.  It was weird, weird, weird.  The outfit is pretty fashion forward but I'm not feeling earring the necklace or the pearl chain.  Grade:  D

Elle Fanning.  Elle looks like she wore her grandmother's prom dress and forgot to press it.  Also, she should stay away from pale colors.  They wash her out.  Grade:  C minus.  

Christina Ricci.  Beautiful gown!  But the black bag looks too heavy for this ethereal look.  Grade:  A.

Interesting.  I'm thinking chrysalis ... transformation .... butterfly?  NOT.  Grade:  F minus. 

Helen Mirren.  This is a disappointment.  Helen usually nails it but what is this lavender-mauve-pink wrinkled mess?  I'll tell you what it is.  It's a lavender-mauve-pink wrinkled mess.  Grade:  F minus.

Tyler James Williams channeling a super cool bad-ass 30's mobster look.  Love it!  Grade:  A

Look whose big face is in the camera.  Here she is in her big red dress.  The woman that would go to the opening of a supermarket.  Grade:  F minus.

Jordana Brewster.  Super cute!  Love this look.  Grade:  Adress.

Selena Gomez looking ADORABLE!!  Not in love with the asymmetrical hem, but she looks really good.  Grade:  A.  

Beautiful Riley Keough.  Lovely, ethereal gown with a little bling on the bodice.  Grade:  A

That's it ladies and germs!  Until the Oscars!  See you soon!

SMOOCHES!

PAMELA ANDERSON and other dimwits ...

One ...

Uh .... Pam ... this "no makeup" look isn't working for you.  And it's not working for me either.  I guess I should admire you and your "courage" to go makeup-free, but personally, I don't like it and I don't understand it.  Because I would rather kill myself than go outside without my face on.  But that's just me. 

I find it interesting that all you ex-actresses / models from the 80's and 9o's feel it necessary to "embrace" your age by going makeup-free and posting naked pictures of yourself all over Instagram so random people can hit like and comment on how beautiful you still are and how they admire your ability to accept yourself at 50 or 60.  I know why you can accept yourselves.  It's because you are all still a size 0 and have had fillers and maybe a nip and tuck, or two.  Old may be the new black in your world, but in our world, the REAL world, OLD is just OLD.  

Two ...

Steve Bannon wants Cassidy Hutchinson arrested: 'She should go to jail for a long time'

Says the man who was pardoned by Trump.  I am amazed by his audacity.  

Cassidy Hutchinson told the truth under oath risking death threats and having to go into hiding.     

Steve, I have some advice for you:  

1.    Take a shower.

2.   SHAVE.

3.   Stop wearing multiple shirts (One is enough).

4.   AND SHADDUP!

5.    You are EVIL.

THREE

Jeffrey Epstein 'list' is a Lollapalooza of Clinton and Trump conspiracies

So, consider this.  The most important, powerful men in THE WORLD are nothing more than a bunch of freaky, twisted pedophile perverts.  THESE are the people who run the world and make decisions for all of us obedient, law-abiding citizens who would be scared shitless were our names to ever appear on a list such as this.  

I say let's prosecute all of them.  Throw them in prison and throw away the key, then let the LITTLE PEOPLE run shit!  We have what they don't have ... a moral compass.  

Bill Clinton has been accused of rape by several women.  He had a relationship with Monica Lewinsky when she was 22.  He humiliated and cheated on his wife.  I could go on but I'd have to vomit.

Donald Trump was tight with Epstein.  Trump has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl. That girl tried to sue him but was harassed to the point that she withdrew her lawsuit out of fear of death.  Remember "Pussygate?"  Stormy Daniels?  Yeah.  The president of the United States.  Sick.

 

Prince Andrew ... another entitled perv.  Someone I'd have to curtsy to if I ever met him.  SMH.

ONE MORE ...

NIKKI HALEY SAYS SHE "SHOULD HAVE SAID SLAVERY" IN THE CIVIL WAR ANSWER.  

Uh ... yeah.  But she didn't.  NOW, she's blaming a democratic plant in the audience who asked her the question.

How can you respect anyone who is so afraid to offend "the powers that be" (TRUMP AND THE GOP) that she cannot answer a question honestly?  

I'M DONE.

JUST A LITTLE RANT ...

Now y'all know how I hate me some Gwyneth Paltrow.

Well, girlfriend went and "designed" a fabulous new and trendy t-shirt that only comes in one size BUT fits anyone size 0 to 8 comfortably, and it can be yours for $90.00. Yes.  NINETY DOLLARS.  FUCK Gwyneth!  How can anyone be that dense?  Does she really think an average working gal is going to pay $90 fkn dollars for a t-shirt that you could buy from Old Navy for $8.50!

Gwyn, why don't you go make a movie or something and stop designing shit.

   Personally, I think it looks sloppy.  

NEXT ...

Posing topless with her husband. 

Gwyn, you really need to moisturize.  That chest of yours is all mottled and burnt.  Just sayin.

THE MYTH, THE MAN, THE LEGEND ...

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIGGO!

On this day, October 20, Viggo Mortensen was born 65 years ago in New York.  He has led a very interesting life.  He has lived in Argentina and Denmark and now he resides in Spain.  He speaks many languages.  Spanish, Dutch, Italian, French, Arabic.  He writes poetry, paints, loves photography and is an amazing actor.  In almost every role he has had in the last ten years he has been nominated for an Oscar.  He is yet to win, but I'm certain his golden statue is in the future.  

I loved him beyond distraction.  I would go onto the Internet and study every single photograph of him, I watched every movie he was in over and over, I even dedicated a blog to him.  

At one point I was sure something was wrong with me.  Whenever I would ask my friend Anita (RIP) if I needed to worry about my mental health she would say "NO!  You're perfect for each other!"  Nothing like a true friend actually encouraging your delusional love for a movie star you will never meet in real life.  

BUT, I did meet him in real life! 

Sadly, however, this was the day I stopped loving him.  My friend Maria went with me to see his latest, super weird movie.  At the end of the flick, Viggo comes out and then people started heading up front for autographs and pictures.

There weren't that many people there believe or not, so I worked my way up to the front and found myself standing right next to this gorgeous hunk of man.  Here's the scary part.  If you have read my blog over the years  you will not doubt know that I have written about every single dream I have ever had about him.  When I was working my way up to him I  half expected him to recognize me from the ether, where we knew each other and visited so often.  When he didn't recognize me REALITY hit me  ... right between the eyes.

He gave me an autograph but when I asked if he would take a picture with me he said NO.  That he wasn't going to do that.  All he had to do was put his arm around me and look at the camera!  It would have taken him longer to scratch his butt!  And that's when I stopped loving him.  I never felt the same way about him again.  I was so heartbroken.  But, on the positive side, at least I didn't have to enter a mental facility.