HERE IT IS! THE GOLDEN GLOBES 2024!

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

THE GOLDEN GLOBES

 

Better late than never!

Ok.  Jo Koy.  I thought he was funny!  He only had a few weeks to prepare and I thought he did a great job yet everyone is dogging him.  So Jo, from me to you ... you rocked my friend!

 

Amanda Seyfried.  This was very simple, but quite beautiful on camera.  Grade:  A

Natasha Lyonne.  LOVE HER!  But my word, those pointy things could have poked an eye out!  Seriously.  Grade:  D (for dangerous).

Hannah Waddington of Ted Lasso.  This gown looks like a modern-day saloon girl or a wedding gown from the 1990's, but in black.  Either way, I'm not feeling it.  Grade:  D minus.

Lenny Kravitz.  GODDAMN!!  Grade:  HOT HOT HOT WINNER WINNER WINNER!!

Margot Robbie.  On camera, this was seriously NEON pink.  Margot went full-on Barbie for the red carpet and I am going to give her a B+ (even though I didn't like the Barbie movie).  

Jennifer Aniston.  BORING.  No bling, no glam, no nothing.  Grade:  D.    

Reese Witherspoon.  BORING.  Reese has worn this same dress several times over the years with slight differences.  The blue one is really nice.  But come on.  Either get a stylist or don't attend.  Grade:  D 

Issa Rae.  Beautiful!  Love the color, love the fit, love the hair, love it all.  Grade:  A

America Ferrara.  Sweet.  That's all.  Grade:  C minus.

Jennifer Fkn Lopez.  UGH.  I hate to give her props but I really love this beautiful pink confection of a dress with the rose petal sleeves, however, she forgot the matching maracas.  Grade:  A (for the gown)  Grade:  F minus for Jennifer.

Emma Stone.  I LOVE LOVE LOVE Emma Stone!  Nails it every time.  Grade:  A+ WINNER WINNER WINNER!

Fantasia Barrino.  So, I think I like it.  But I think the blue skirt should have been another color.  Not sure.  However, she looks very beautiful.  Hair and makeup are perfection!  Grade:  B

Natalie Portman.   I always find her severely perfect.  Know what I mean.  Grade:  A

Elizabeth Olson.  GORGEOUS!  Perfection.  LOVE LOVE LOVE!!  Hair and makeup are perfect.  Jewelry is perfect.  Overall look - Perfect!  Grade:  A+  WINNER WINNER WINNER

Julianne Moore.  Not feeling it.  Grade:  B.

Jennifer Lawrence.  Very nice, but nothing special.  Actually, almost all the ladies this year were nothing special.  But I like her hair like that.  Grade:  B

Dua Lipa.  I like it.  

Naomi Watts and hubby Billy Crudup.  Not feeling Naomi's look but I'd sure like to feel her hubby.  So cute!  HUBBA HUBBA!  Naomie:  Grade:  C, Billy Crudup:  Grade:  A

LA DIVA Meryl Streep looking very much like LA DIVA Meryl Streep.  Grade:  B

Rosamund Pike.  GORGEOUS!  Love the dress, love the hat, love the shoes, love it all.  Grade A+  WINNER WINNER WINNER!  P.S.  I saw "Saltburn" ... disturbing and weird.  

Allison Williams.  LOVE LOVE LOVE!  Grade:  A

Billie Eilish.  Talented girl, great singer, and songwriter, however, this look is definitely a Glamour Don't.  Can you imagine you're nominated for a Golden Globe for the song you wrote and you decide to show up looking this fucking weird?  Grade:  F minus.

Matt Bomer.  DAYUM.  I mean how GOOD LOOKING can a man be!  Grade:  A

Taylor Swift.  I think curtain bangs would look better than what she has.  The dress is nice, but it isn't a winner in my humble opinion.  Grade:  B

And just a warning, if you go see her concert at the movies it is THREE FKN HOURS LONG.

YOWZA!  We've got some man candy here.  I like it!  Grade:  A.

Ally Wong.  LOVE HER!  However, earrings, a necklace and blinged-out glasses.  NO.   Ally needs to invest in some contacts.

Grade:  B minus.

Jared "Jesus" Leto.  Love his look.  Love the necklace, love the white pants, and open jacket.  Love him.  Grade:  A+

Oprah.  What a little Ozempic can do!  I think she looks really good but I don't care for the dress.  Grade:  C minus.

Florence Pugh.  Beautiful girl, but I hate the ring in her nose.  The hair is weird but the makeup is perfection.  Grade:  B 

Barry Keoghan.  He was nominated for "Saltburn" and gave a flawless performance.  Though there were a few disgusting scenes in the movie it is worth watching at least once.  It was weird, weird, weird.  The outfit is pretty fashion forward but I'm not feeling earring the necklace or the pearl chain.  Grade:  D

Elle Fanning.  Elle looks like she wore her grandmother's prom dress and forgot to press it.  Also, she should stay away from pale colors.  They wash her out.  Grade:  C minus.  

Christina Ricci.  Beautiful gown!  But the black bag looks too heavy for this ethereal look.  Grade:  A.

Interesting.  I'm thinking chrysalis ... transformation .... butterfly?  NOT.  Grade:  F minus. 

Helen Mirren.  This is a disappointment.  Helen usually nails it but what is this lavender-mauve-pink wrinkled mess?  I'll tell you what it is.  It's a lavender-mauve-pink wrinkled mess.  Grade:  F minus.

Tyler James Williams channeling a super cool bad-ass 30's mobster look.  Love it!  Grade:  A

Look whose big face is in the camera.  Here she is in her big red dress.  The woman that would go to the opening of a supermarket.  Grade:  F minus.

Jordana Brewster.  Super cute!  Love this look.  Grade:  Adress.

Selena Gomez looking ADORABLE!!  Not in love with the asymmetrical hem, but she looks really good.  Grade:  A.  

Beautiful Riley Keough.  Lovely, ethereal gown with a little bling on the bodice.  Grade:  A

That's it ladies and germs!  Until the Oscars!  See you soon!

SMOOCHES!