Golden Globe Hostess Zuri Hall. Those breasts need to burst free! They're suffocating! Gown: beautiful gown with Judy Jetsen hips. Hair and makeup: Gorgeous. Grade: A
Ashley Graham. I find this woman so sexy. However, her girls are hanging a bit too low. She should have taped those ladies up. Hair and makeup are beautiful. Grade B-
Salma Hayek. What can I say FKN BEAUTIFUL. Showing a touch of grey hair, and wearing a little too much eye makeup, but beyond beautiful. Grade: A+
Monica Barbaro. A beautiful girl. Hair and makeup perfection. The gown -- beautiful fit, very young and fresh. Grade: A
Brianna LaPaglia. Beautiful girl but she needs to lift up that gown because she's about to expose her girls. The dress gets a minus for a bad fit. But her hair and makeup are gorgeous. Overall grade: B
Keltie Knight. She looks like a bell. DING-DONG. And itchy. That fabric looks super scratchy. The high-neck and bell-looking top, not feeling it. The hair is too severe, but the makeup is beautiful. Grade: D for DING DONG.
Lauren LeFranc. Don't know who she is but I like the gown. Grade: C
Cate Blanchett. Cate usually brings it but this misses the mark. This particular shade of gold is cheap-looking. Might have worked better if she were wearing another color altogether. Grade: C-
Baby Face and his lady. Both looking very glam. Class Couple of the Golden Globes 2025.
Lily Singh. I like it. Beautiful color. Grade: B+
Heather McCann. NO. Easter is three months away! Grade F-
Terri Seymour. If you've never heard this lady speak let me just say, every time I hear her speak I want to clear my throat. Her voice annoys the hell out of me. And I don't like her dress. Grade: F-
Shanti Atias. Don't know her but this is a beautiful gown. Perfect fit, makeup is good, but the hair could have been a little sexier. Grade: A-
Ali Wong. Ali, Ali, Ali. I know the glasses are a huge part of your "look", but just once I'd like to see you pop in a pair of contacts. This dress basically looks like one of those wedding dresses you make out of toilet paper at a bridal shower. HORRIBLE. And the gloves are totally unnecessary. Grade: F-
Don't know her. But I like this look. Very feminine. Grade: B
Isabella Rossellini. THIS is what a real lady looks like. Grade: A
Cynthia Erivo. She should have covered up her boobs a little more. She is a tiny little thing. In her funky way she has tremendous style. Grade: A
Anna Sawai. She couldn't walk in this dress! She literally had to hippity-hop all across the stage. But the look is beautiful. Love the dress, the necklace, the hair, and the makeup. Grade: A
Cristin Milotti. If you haven't caught The Penguin on HBO, you NEED TO SEE IT! This actress is phenomenal in it. I kind of wish she'd worn her hair down and she should have gone with a red lip. I'm not in love with the dress and gloves ... makes me think of Morticia. But I'm going to give her an A because she is such a good actress.
Sheryl Lee Ralph. Another example of how good fit makes all the difference. The bust needs to fit much better. Grade: C
Glenn Close. I LIKE IT! Grade: B+
Elle Fanning. She ALWAYS wears these light or pastel colors that completely wash her out. If this ballgown had been black it might have worked better, but this weird apricot shade of "I don't know what" does not work with that leopard print bust. Grade: F-
Dakota Fanning. Looking very womanly and beautiful. Gorgeous red gown. Grade: A
Pamela and Morris Chestnut -- second-best class couple.
Kerry Washington. This was a big mistake. The black gloves, the black hose, the black shoes. Her hair is all wrong. Grade: D-
Awkwafina. LOVE! Grade: A.
Zoe Kravitz. Looking, once again, very Audrey Hepburnish. Grade: A
Rachel Brosnahan wearing my least favorite color of all time. Forest green (ugh). I don't like it. Grade: F-
Jean Smart. This is a horrible look. The color is boring, the fit is wrong, and her hair is boring. Grade: F-
Felicity Jones. Perfect. But not in a good way. Don't like the hair, the gown is okay. I don't know ... doesn't thrill me. Grade D
Kristin Bell. Again, a very structured, simple column dress. Grade: A
Viola Davis. Not feeling the hair. The gown and jewels are beautiful. Grade: B
Jodie Foster. LOVE. Simple, elegant. Grade: A
Kate Winslet. Nice suit.
Kirsten Dunst. Nice dress, but she could use more makeup. Grade: B
Keri Russell. What is this? A cape? A dress? Pants? It's too much fabric and can't makeup its mind what it is. Grade: F
Alexandra Daddario. Very beautiful and glamorous. Grade: A
Zoe Saldana. Beautiful chocolate brown sparkly number with a cape. Grade: A
Amy Adams in maroon???? Ick. The absolute worst color for a redhead. It does nothing for her. Grade: F-
Kate Hudson. I can't stand Kate Hudson. You know she's a singer now. Hate the dress, hate the jewels, hate the Kate. Grade: F-
Eiza Gonzalez. Beautiful girl. Not really feeling the dress. Round collar, sleeveless, waist. It's nothing special other than for the fabric. Grade: B-
Jackie Thon. Either keep it long or keep it short, but not long and sheer. Grade: F-
Kit Hoover. 1. Steam iron. 2. Fit. This is a wrinkly mess. Her hair needs some work. This actually looks like something she purchased from H&M. Not good. Grade F-
Nicole Kidman. Love the makeup, love the hair, love the jewels. And ok, the gown too. Grade A. However, Nicole is another one who is starting to really annoy me.
Angelina Jolie. Um. Hair needs improvement. I don't know what it is, but she doesn't do much for me. I've always found her to be too weird.
Arianna Grande. She looks like a 12-year-old.
Pamela Anderson. Pamela. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. GO BACK TO WEARING MAKEUP!! And the gown is horrible. Grade F-
Emma Stone. LOVE THE HAIR! She is perfection! Grade: A+
Selena Gomez looking very ladylike in icy blue. Gorgeous jewels, beautiful makeup and love the hair. Grade: A
Demi Moore. I don't like it. It looks like gold leather and her extensions are WAY too long. Her arms look scrawny. Grade: F-
My two cents. Ladies, stop with the pulled-back hair! Y'all need to go softer and sexier. Bangs and up dos with pieces falling down. Sexy hair. The pulled-back look is too severe.
So, until Oscar time ...
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