J-LO and BEN ...

First of all ... 

Here she is ... The blushing Bride (p.s. she's FIFTY-THREE) 

Just for funsies, let's start from the VERY beginning.  

Ojani Noa - husband no. 1:

                     1997 - 1998                       

Husband No. 2

Chris Judd

                                   2001 - 2002 (nine months)

Almost Husband No. 3

Ben Affleck

                          Less than two years (2002 - 2004)
                                Broke up in January 2004

At the time Jennifer said this:  "Ben and I split up at the moment when I thought we were committing to each other forever, it was my first real heartbreak, it felt like my heart had been torn out of my chest."

    

(Her first real heartbreak?  No girl.  That is not a heartbreak.  A heartbreak is when you're curled up in a ball for six months!  Not REMARRIED bitch).                                  

Five months later (FIVE MONTHS!) she marries ....

Husband No. 3

Marc Anthony - Married June 2004

                        2004 - 2011 (and a set of twins) 7 years

OK.  Now we're up to 2022.

Wedding dress for wedding no. 1 (or 4 ... whichever, but whose counting):  

Vegas Wedding

So demure Jen.

Wedding dress for wedding No. 2 (or 5 but whose counting) ...

This blushing bride shit is so over the top.  As much as I loved being a bride I wouldn't want to do it six times!  

And another thing ... Jen?  A big white gown with a big white veil?  Really hun? 

And is it just me or do you guys see it too?  I see no chemistry between these two.  I really don't. 

And Jen, I know you're 53 and believe in love and all that shit, but let me show you the picture of an older bride (like you) except she was 39 at the time she married.   

Angelica Huston ... talk about class.  Tres Chic!

This is how you do it.  Understated, elegant ... not puffy with frou-frou and veils with blushers.  Jeez.  

Maybe next time you'll go the simple route.  Now let's see .... hmm ... who will be next??  Casper or Diddy?

                                                   

I'm gonna go with Casper.  By the time she and Ben divorce Casper should be old enough to grow a real moustache.

That's all ...