LIES AND THE LYING LIARS WHO TELL THEM ...

Sharon Stone.

After THIRTY YEARS she is STILL insisting that she was tricked into showing her lady garden in Basic Instinct.  SHARON, you had no panties on, the camera was rolling, you did the scene, you flashed your crotch. and we all saw your privates.  OWN IT.  GEEZ. 

NEXT ...

Tough guy Michael Avenatti CRIED as he was sentenced to 30 months in jail for extortion.  This from the guy who represented Stormy Daniels in her case against Donald Trump, who he also extorted from.  Some people need to be erased.  Rots of Ruck Dickface.  AND DON'T DROP THE SOAP!

BRANSON goes to the edge of space.  Bezos to follow.  

When it's 130 degrees in Death Valley, 120 degrees in Palm Springs, and all of California is on fire, you think they'd use their billions to come up with solutions for planet EARTH and global warming, BUT NOOOOOOOO.  They want to see the "edge" of space and provide tickets to other billionaires, who can tell all of their billionaire friends that they journeyed to the edge of space.  Here's what's going to happen in the future to drones like us.  The earth is going to burn to a crisp and all the rich and greedy bastards are going to jump on a rocket to another world that they will also destroy in another couple of generations.  PERIOD.  Whatever.

NEXT ...

Takes a beating and keeps on ticking.  Khloe, Khloe, Khloe ... and here I thought you were the smart one.  As the Stylistics sang "Make up to break up is all you do" -- MAKE A DECISION PLEASE.  STAY OR GO.  

I AM SO GLAD I'M OLD.  But the frustrating part about that is NO ONE TAKES YOUR HARD EARNED ADVICE.  

Until next time ....

SMOOCHES!

LITTLE RANTS ON THIS 'N THAT ...

Ok folks -- I happen to live in L.A. and I can tell you right now, Erika's "cute" new rental is 2100 square feet.  THAT'S HUGE to regular people.  Her rent is $7,500.00 a month and if she decided she wanted to buy it, it would cost several million dollars.  To someone like me, a mere drone, I would KILL to live in that house, IN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD.  Erika lives in Hancock Park -- which is a super ritzy area where the more conservative of Los Angelenos live.  

This living room is the size of my ENTIRE condo.  

All the housewives, upon visiting Erika's new place, commented on how CUTE and CHARMING it is.

Ladies ... THIS is cute and charming ...

Not the house that Erika has deigned to live in.  

Meanwhile, back in Beverly Hills, Crystal and Sutton are still at it.

Crystal ... YOU VIOLATED ME AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING!

Sutton ... cries and leaves Rinna's party but not before she screams at Crystal about wearing those UGLY LEATHER PANTS!!  (and P.S.  They were ugly).

Then, while trying to find pictures for this blog post, I went to the Bravo website and saw a clip of Kyle crying because she's worried about her youngest daughter Portia because she's slept through a lot of her on-line classes due to Covid and then, as she cries and confides in her sister Kathy, she says "it's 12:30 pm and she was still in bed when I left the house!"  

Kyle, this is what MY mother would do when I slept late ... she'd walk into my room screaming at the top of her lungs

GET UP!!!!  GET UP!!!!!  GET UP!!!!!  GET UP!!!!  GODDAMMIT!!!!  IF I DON'T GET TO SLEEP TIL NOON, NO ONE DOES!!!!!

Problem solved.  

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Meanwhile over on the RHONY, Eboni is on a mission to school all the white ladies about what it's like going through life as black woman.  

However, her delivery could use a little more delicacy.  I'll be the first to say, she's adorable and highly educated with a gazillion degrees, but she needs to mellow the fuck out.  And as a Latina, I totally relate with her anger at injustice.  But, also being old enough to be Eboni's mother, I grew up when it was much worse than it is now.  And you just have to trust me on that.  The shit I saw and the shit I experienced ... totally different level entirely!  That's not to say that issues need to be addressed.  They just need to be addressed with more solicitude.  

So Eboni, take a little advice .... you don't have to deliver a lecture EVERY TIME someone says something that you feel requires a history lesson.  I mean let's face it people ... you can't say ANYTHING these days!  And it's getting a little ridic.  

THANK YOU!

Until next time ladies and germs ...

SMOOCHES!

THE HOUSEWIVES ...

Beverly Hills ...

because nothing says RICH like wearing Louis Vuitton from head to toe ...

Obviously, Dorit has never heard the saying "less is more."

Sutton ... uh hun ... your bow looks like a pussy cat is taking a nap on your chest.    

Here we have the newest Housewife Crystal ... isn't she pretty?

She's married to a big ol director and she and Sutton have been beating an issue to death.  Sutton accidentally walked in on Crystal while she changing and saw her naked!  Needless to say, Crystal felt violated.  That word was a bit strong if you ask me, but now it is the running theme for the entire season.  

As you may know, Kyle's sister, Kathy Hilton, is now on the Housewives, and all I can say is ... she's really dumb.  A real ditz.  And her facelift?  Let's just say if I were her I'd be pursuing litigation right now.  Please see photo below:  Eyes are not even and askew, nostrils are difference sizes, and though she is not smiling in this picture but smile is crooked.  Just sayin'.

NEXT ...

Another reality show I've been watching is "Family Karma."  

I really like it.  It shows that no matter what your ethnicity, if you're born here you're "AMERICAN".  Period.  I totally identify.  They have the same family issues, disagreements, fights, they party and drink, and do stupid things, etc.  

Last night's episode was particularly special because one of the characters, Amrit, was finally going to come out to his grandmother, whom he ADORES.  He was so afraid she would reject him, but it was more important to him that he be honest with her because he plans to marry his partner.

His AMAZING parents are wonderful people who have accepted this and love both their son and his partner and are looking forward to the marriage.  Coming out in any family is DIFFICULT, but in a Latin, or Indian family, any culture where machismo is paramount, it is even more so.  

Grandma was of course, surprised.  Said she didn't like it.  But if he's happy, she's happy.

As Amrit stated, "this is life" when you are gay.  Baby steps.  People are confused, unhappy, don't understand, but eventually, they get to acceptance and love.  

SO, CONGRATS YOU GUYS!

                    Nice looking couple right?

And all the parents on the show (except Richa's mom) ... are all so cool, love to party, and are really funny.

NOW FOR THE DIRT ...

Richa and Vishal

These two have been dating for a long time and are engaged.  However, the engagement is in limbo because Richa's mother can't stand Vishal.  Richa's mother is a real nightmare and I actually feel sorry for Vishal.  But he seriously has to get a backbone and tell this bitch what time it is.  However, in this culture where your elders are seriously respected, this is a real NO-NO.  

Now Richa is hesitant to marry Vishal because she feels he needs to grow a pair of balls and be a man.  My take:  Richa is a future ball-buster and I'd run like hell.  They say if you want to know what your wife will be like in 20 years, look at her mother.  Vishal ... run.  

MEANWHILE OVER ON THE SHAHS OF SUNSET ...

Mike Shouhed still can't keep his dool in his pants.

MJ and GG have two of the cutest babies I've EVER SEEN!

GG ...

I gotta say, when GG seriously talked about getting pregnant I thought to myself "GURL ... no more smoking weed, drinking alcohol like a fish, getting into fistfights, etc."  Well, NOW I am amazed at how having this little boy has mellowed her out!!  Like she's a really good mom and shock of shocks, she is now the voice of reason on the show!  WHO KNEW?  

THAT'S MY REALITY SHOW RECAP FOR THE WEEK!  TUNE IN NEXT WEEK Y'ALL!

SMOOCHES!