2019 Emmys ...

Let's get to it …

Aidy Bryant.  You're at the Emmy's hon.  Wear a gown.  Grade:  D

Alannah Harkin.  Oh Look!  Who would have thought wearing your outfit inside out would be such a fashion risk!  Grade:  F-

Amy Poehler.  Girl … come on.  What is this?  A gold jumpsuit?  The pants are too long, the tie is untied, the hair's a mess providing for an overall slovenly look.  Grade:  F-  

 Bethenny Frankel - Very put together but lacking.  Grade:  C

P.S.  That yellow background sucks!

Chloe Bridges - Beautiful girl, beautiful gown.  I love the sheer top although her hair could have been a bit more glam.  Grade:  A-

Christina Applegate.  This gown kind of looks cheap to me don't you think?  I don't know.  Maybe it's that horrible mustard yellow background that is so unflattering.  Her makeup is good though.  Grade:  D

Emilia Clarke.  Tres, tres chic!  Hair is appropriately slick, jewels are perfect.  Overall - WINNER WINNER WINNER!  Grade:  A

Gail Simmons -  Oh Look!  A dress with windows!  How novel.  NOT.  Grade:  D.

Gwendolyn Christie as St. Jude.  All she's missing is her little flame and a halo. Grade: F-

OK, so there was definitely a pink and orange thing going on at the Emmys.  I love this combination, in the right dress.  

Marisa Tomei - Marisa is an amazing actress but is a little lacking in style.  First of all, the bows are much too floppy.  Her hair is ALL WRONG.  The shoes are WRONG.  The jewelry is WRONG.  Love you Marissa but I gotta give you a D.

MJ Rodriguez - OK.  LOVE the pink HOWEVER … the black bows on the sides look funky.  I think a black waist band might have pulled it together, but maybe not.  Anywhoo …. hair, jewelry and makeup are good.  Grade:  C

Susan Kelechi Watson - Beautiful gown.  Hair is perfect, jewels are perfect the whole look is tres chic1  Grade:  A+

Mandy Moore - LOVE HER!  This is a beautiful gown but the top does not look as though it fits properly.  But I still love it!  Grade:  A.

Taraji P. Hensen - BRILLIANT actress!  However, the open V of this gown is too wide.  That bling around the waist is unnecessary.  I can see her Spanks through the dress and the skirt portion is all wrinkled.  Grade:  C-

 

Indya Moore - This is one sexy looking chick.  I'm getting a kind of Star Wars Meets the Emmys feel and it doesn't work.  Double slits are never a good idea and the top looks like a nursing bra. And she obviously has no chonies on … cochina.  Grade:  F-

Kendall Jenner - Kendall is breathtakingly beautiful HOWEVER, this particular gown would have looked much better with out the oil slick she is wearing.  The floral, strapless gown would have looked so much better.  Grade:  B-

Kim Kardashian looks like a looks like a medieval puta princess.  Do I see areola?) Grade:  C (for cheap?)

Lena Headley - BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!  I LOVE this dress!  Ultra-feminine.  Love the hair, love the makeup, love it all!  Grade:  A

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - No need for a picture.  Just look up the previous 14 Emmy Awards … SAME DRESS/DIFFERENT COLOR.  SMH.

Maya Rudolph wore her grandmother's mourning dress.  Grade:  F

Catherine Zeta-Jones.  HOW MATRONLY CAN A WOMAN LOOK?!  Jesus Christ Catherine!  Cut your freaking hair!  Get some layers or put it up in a sexy loose bun or something.  That pulled back parted-in-the middle look is TIRED.  And just a word of advice, there comes a time in every woman's life when you have to cover up the legs when they are NO LONGER ATTRACTIVE.  And bubble-gum pink is a color for a younger gal.  Grade:  D

Laverne Cox - this gal ALWAYS brings it.  Tres, Tres Haute Couture!  Gorgeous.  Grade:  A

Zoe Kazan.  WHAT.  THE.  FUCK?  She is absolutely adorable and incredibly talented but girlfriend seriously needs to (1) get a mirror and (2) hire a stylist.  Grade:  F- 

Vera Farmiga - Another gal who also chose to wear her grandmother's party dress.  Nothing could help this look.  Grade:  F-

Jameela Jamil - beautiful woman.  The dress is beautiful but I am not feeling that minty green color.  However, the overall look is very glamorous.  Grade:  A

Jodie Comer - Beautiful girl.  Love the hair, love he gown, love the shoes.  Grade:  A

Laura Linney - pants or a dress?  Make up your mind.  Grade:  C-

Bride or Groom?  Grade:  C

Melissa Villasenor - Hometown girl makes good.

Naomi Watts - Love the gown, not the belt.  Hair and makeup are good.  Grade:  A

Niecy Nash - Personally, I'm just glad to see that she isn't wearing a stupid flower in her hair!  Grade:  B

Samantha Bee - looks adorable!  Love this look.  Grade:  A

Sharon Osborne channeling Leona Helmsley, the Queen of Mean.  Sharon has just undergone her fifth facelift therefore she isn't smiling.  She doesn't want to crack.  Dress is quite beautiful and age appropriate.  Grade:  B

Gwyneth Paltrow - The Princess of Hollywood.  Okay but those sleeves!  Are you planning to fly away?  

Sandra Oh.  Lovely - Grade:  A

That's it!  Until 2020 … p.s. my computer was acting up so it things look weird it's not my fault.  Please feel free to comment and mention gowns you loved it hated.  

SMOOCHES!