Just a few quickies ...
Chrissy ... I do not find this chick is pretty at all. She's all cheeks. The dress looks like a very elaborate corset. Me no likee. Grade: F
Demi wearing a very similar dress as Chrissy's except in white. I like this one better and Demi is looking dewy and beautiful. Grade: A
Carrie Underwood in another dress just like the previous two (????) but in red. Don't these gals have a heads up on who is going to wear what? Grade: B
And now we have the same dress minus the cut out in the boob area on Adele in forest green. Yuck. My least favorite color. This looks very utilitarian ... almost like a military uniform. Adele, however looks lovely ... Grade: A
Katharine McPhee looking very classy. Grade: A
Mother Nature showed up ...
Cee Lo Green in gold looking like a tiny monster. Grade: F -- double flip and a cartwheel snap. BAD.
A very elegant classy look on a pretty girl ... Grade: A
Ursula left the sea for a while to attend the Grammy Awards ... Grade: C
It wouldn't be a party unless the Human Toothpick showed up. She looks like a little dolly in a white frilly dress. Grade: D
Heidi Klum (who would show up for the opening of an envelope) wearing the silver mesh En Vogue video dress. Grade: F
Laverne Cox looking Grammy appropriate. Sexy leather with see through sides and GREAT makeup. Grade: A
Paris Jackson. BEAUTIFUL GIRL. Wrong dress. And the tats look terrible. They make her look dirty ...and not in a good way). Grade: D
Alice in Wonderland on acid. Grade: F-
Taraji in lavender. The fabric is totally Madam Zusaska. You got some eye balls and thunder and half moons and stars and even a spaceship. Do you have a stylist girl? Grade: FFF
And last but not lease, this lady is definitely channeling Patti LaBelle and the Bluebells. Grade: F
Katy Perry in mesh and fur. I like her blonde hair but this dress needs to be one or the other ... furry or meshy. Grade: F -
Honorable Mention for most original gown. She basically dipped her skirt in super glue and jumped into a playpen full of plastic colored balls. Grade: S for STUPID.
My balls itch ...
Rhianna... MAKE UP your mind. Black gown, or orange something. This is HORRIBLE. Grade: F-