OK. It's been a long LONG time since I blogged about these bitches, but last week's episode was especially juicy. Allow me to update you all on the latest. LuAnn, the Countess of Taste and Living Large became engaged to the love of her life after dating three weeks. What can you say ... when you know, YOU KNOW. To celebrate her engagement and eventual marriage the ladies all went down to Miami for a Bachelorette party and ... well unfortunately, all hell broke loose. You see it seems there are a couple of other housewives who ALSO KNOW LuAnn's man. That is to say ... in the sack. NOW, I for one was not the least bit surprised about Sonja Morgan being one of the aforementioned lovahs because it is no secret that Sonja is a little hot to trot, but Ramona?! I think she was supposedly still married to Mario when they "dated". OK I've been married for twenty years and it may just be me, but I thought once you married the dating thing stopped? Anywhoo, LuAnn is on Cloud Nine and floating right down the river of denial and is not concerned in the least that she hardly knows this man. She is blissfully in love with the idea of being in love and also with her gazillion carat engagement ring.
Well, because Bethenny has friends who get out and about, one of these "friends" saw the Countess's fiancee making out with a person of the female persuasion at the bar of the St. Regis hotel where EVERYONE KNOWS THE COUNTESS! Apparently, Tom has not been very faithful to the Countess. Said "friend" snapped a pic and sent it to Bethenny.
YUP. A PICTURE OF THE MAN ENGAGING IN THE DIRTY DEED. Bethenny withholds this information until the last day of LuAnn's bridal party trip to Miami and drops the bomb on LuAnn the day they are to leave. LuAnn, understandably loses her shit, gets on the phone with her intended, and accuses him of humiliating her to all of New York.
FAST FORWARD to now.
LuAnn has now explained how devastated Tom was to have hurt LuAnn so because he REALLY REALLY loves her
You know there's nothing sadder than an old broad who is still that desperate to be with a man. Honestly, you can look at it one of two ways. Either she is eternally hopeful and optimistic, or she is desperately needy to the point of seeing what everyone else can see and refuses to do so. So with that said, LuAnn I wish you lots of luck ... you're gonna need it.
And Countess ... p.s. Please change your tired hairstyle. Thank you.