Hollywood's big night has arrived! I've seen a few of the nominated movies. Barbie - don't know why it was nominated; American Fiction, great flick; The Holdovers, another great flick. Am dying to see Poor Things. So, without further ado, let's get at it!
Julianne Hough - WTH. Usually, Julianne looks terrific, however, this rag is lacking in so many ways. Huge palazzo pants with an attached tube top of horribly unmatching colors. The hair sucks, and the make is unimpressive. Grade: F minus.
America Ferrera. OK. Her body looks slammin' but I am not really feeling this gown. I don't like the necklace and the hair is terrible. She can do so much better. Grade: D-
Lupita! This woman always nails it! The dress is stunning, the color is stunning, her entire look is stunning and glamorous and she is definitely a winner! Grade: A+
Becky G. I think she looks adorable. Love the black gloves, love the hair, love the bustier and, the black satin skirt. Grade: A
Bradley Cooper and his mom. Damn, this lady is short!
Sarah McFarlane. Sarah, you are wearing a beautiful gown however, makeup is key when a lady gets all dolled up. And hair. Hair is important as well. Next time get someone to style it for you and for God's Sake, get a makeup artist. Grade: D
Hailee Steinfeld. This is an incredibly beautiful gown. I love the color, the golden accents! Her hair and makeup are perfection! Definitely a winner! Grade: A+
Eva Longoria. This is beyond boring. Basic black - boring, the hair is boring, and she is wearing too much makeup. All in all, she missed the mark. Grade D-
Erika Alexander. First off, she is a fantastic actress. She was in the nominated film "American Fiction." Saw her with the hunky Benjamin Bratt in La Mission. And, she was on "Living Single" which I loved. However, what the hell is she wearing? It is a Cristian Siriano gown which I find horribly ugly. White, black, mint green, pink, and lavender fluff with a black netted skirt?? Basically, this is a big ass mess. Grade: F Minus.
Laverne Cox bringing the Glam! Always nails it! It is sheer perfection! Grade: A+
Fran Drescher. Here we have Fran channeling Jackie Kennedy cir. 1962.
Jamie Lee Curtis. This is kind of a let down. Like Eva Longoria she went with basic, boring black. Her hair and makeup is great, but the dress, not so much. Grade: C
Jodie Foster always looks fantastic! I love the gown, the hair, and the jewelry. Grade: B+
Anya Taylor-Joy. This is a beautiful gown. I think she is perfection. Beautiful jewels, beautiful hair, beautiful makeup. Grade: A+
Billie Eilish. She really is a beautiful girl and I am glad she chose not to look like a bag lady. Grade: B
Emma Stone. I'm not feeling the color of this gown. I'm just not loving it and it's surprising because Emma always brings it. I love you Emma, but I have to give you a C. Sorry.
Rita Moreno. Rita ... sometimes less is more. I love you, but I must give you a D-
Sandra Huller. I kind of like it (which is weird). But I wouldn't want to sit next to her because one of those things could poke me in the eye. Grade: B
Gabrielle Union and husband. Very beautiful gown and love the necklace but I think her hair is too tight. Grade: A-
Emily Blunt and hubs. Emily Blunt is my FAVORITE Actress. I don't like the outline of chones, and I don't know why her sleeves are raised up like that. It's weird. However, because I love her she gets an A.
Margot Robbie. Simple black gown with a little draping at the hip. Grade: B
Vanessa Hudgens. This is a disappointment. Vanessa usually looks fantastic, but this dress looks like she bought it at H&M and then dressed it up with a diamond necklace and her hair is so SO 90's! Grade: F minus.
Florence Pugh. Gorgeous. Love the hair, love the makeup, love the gown. Grade: A+ Winner winner Winner.
Carey Mulligan. I really love this but I don't care for the scalloped hem.
However, she looks like a damn movie star! Winner Winner Winner Grade: A+
Michelle Yeoh. Gorgeous. Such a lady. Grade: A
Greta Lee. Gorgeous! I love it! Winner Winner Winner!!! Grade: A+
Matt Bomer ... Sigh.
