Now y'all know how I hate me some Gwyneth Paltrow.
Well, girlfriend went and "designed" a fabulous new and trendy t-shirt that only comes in one size BUT fits anyone size 0 to 8 comfortably, and it can be yours for $90.00. Yes. NINETY DOLLARS. FUCK Gwyneth! How can anyone be that dense? Does she really think an average working gal is going to pay $90 fkn dollars for a t-shirt that you could buy from Old Navy for $8.50!
Gwyn, why don't you go make a movie or something and stop designing shit.
Personally, I think it looks sloppy.
NEXT ...
Posing topless with her husband.
Gwyn, you really need to moisturize. That chest of yours is all mottled and burnt. Just sayin.