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| Jada, you really oughta cool it with the Juvederm. You could poke an eye out with those cheekbones. |
SO, once again Jada Pinkett Smith has gotten
her panties in a twist because her girl, Tiffany Haddish was not nominated for
a Golden Globe for "Girls Trip." Jada ... you do realize that
"Girls Trip" is hardly Shakespeare. Yeah it made a hundred
million dollars, but so what? It was a funny little comedy. You
gotta take a chill pill. Your righteous indignation is getting
a bit tiresome.
Just so you all know who
was nominated in this category:
Best Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Judi Dench,
"Victoria & Abdul"
Margot Robbie, "I,
Tonya" (Tonya Harding biopic)
Saoirse Ronan, "Lady
Bird"
Emma Stone, "Battle
of the Sexes"
Helen Mirren, "The
Leisure Seeker"
Girl, these are some heavy hitters. Tiffany Haddish is funny
as shit, but she has not yet earned her place in the above referenced
category. It's HOLLYWOOD Jada ... Like Washington D.C., but with more
glitter.
Quit trying to take a political stance. It's just a
movie.
Personal Comments: So, I saw "Get Out" ... how the
f**k is this considered a comedy? Yeah. It got nominated in the
Musical or Comedy category? This movie scared the shit outta me.
I saw "Lady Bird" - Fabulous.
Am dying to see "I Tonya" (Tonya Harding biopic)
Want to see "Victoria & Abdul" - this girl loves a
period piece.
No desire to see "Battle of the Sexes"
"The Leisure Seeker" - not sure I want to see this.
It's about Alzheimers and I'm afraid I'll cry.
SO I slept in the other bedroom last night. Dan was snoring
like a freight train. This morning he finds me, kisses me goobye.
Calls me later in the day and says ...
Dan: "Hey. You slept in the other room huh?
Me: "Yeah-huh!"
Dan: "How come?"
Me: Because you were snoring like a freaking freight train
and I HAVE TO SLEEP. You ALWAYS get to sleep. I NEVER get to
sleep. If you were a nice husband you'd
go sleep in the other room and I'd get to sleep in my nice comfy bed.
Danny: [Silence]
TWENTY. ONE.. YEARS. Thank you.
