2025 MET GALA ...

 So, in this season of the haves and the have-nots, let's enjoy looking at how the haves enjoy their having.

Zendaya.  Adorbs.  She always nails it and she looks tres tres chic.  Grade:  A

Russell Wilson and Ciara.  Mhmmm.  I'm not really feeling her.  He looks quite dapper, but he could use a nose job.  

FKA Twigs.  Girlfriend looks like she just stepped out of the Roaring Twenties.  She's an odd-looking gal, but I love her look.  Grade:  A

Angela Bassett.  What in the Sam Hill are you wearing?!  You always nail it!  Did you fire your stylist?  Did you style yourself?  That hat, that hair, that outfit, that cane.  NO.  As much as I love you I cannot, in good conscience, give you an A.  This is an F-  

I don't want to see this mistake again. 

Nicole Kidman.  In the words of my friend Bob ... MEH.  Nothing special.  Grade:  C-

Justice Smith.  Now THIS is Met Gala showstopper.  Love it.  Grade:  A

Keke Palmer.  I love this little girl!  She is so cute!  And because I like her, she gets a A.

Vera Wang.  SIGH.  You know that saying 'you can't be too rich or too thin'?  Yeah, you CAN be too thin.  She not only needs to eat a sandwich, but she also needs a blood transfusion and about 120 pounds of extra flesh.

Tom Ford.  DAYUM!!  What a hot and elegant man.  Grade: AAA WINNER WINNER WINNER!!

Maluma in a brocade Zoot Suit.  I'D DO HIM.  HA CHA CHA CHA!  Grade:  A

Tessa Thompson.  

I'm feeling Alice in Wonderland, the Mad Hatter, she's late, she's late!  For a very important date!  Grade: C

Shakira.  Hate the hair, hate the dress, hate the way she sings.

Myha'la Herrold.  She looks upside down.  I don't get it.  Grade:  F-

Monica Barbaro.  Very Karl Lagerfeld Chanel looking.  LOVE IT.

Grade:  A
 

Sofia Richie.  Very sweet.  Grade:  AAA WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!

Aimee Lou Wood.  Adorable, but those socks and flowers and shoes OH MY!  A tie and a jacket and a skirt OH MY!   OH NO. Grade:  F-

Class Couple.  Adrien Brody and Georgina Chapman.  Grade A.  Love him, love her, love them.

Jon Batiste.  LOVE HIM!!!!!  Grade:  A

Cole Escola.  I think I've met him in one of my nightmares.  EEEK.  

Louis Partridge.  What a cutie-pie!

Lorde.  Would like to have seen a nice red lip.  Grade:  A

Kelvin Harrison, Jr.  I'd do him too!  Grade:  A

Alex Consani.  I can dig it.  Grade:  A

Natasha Lyonne.  Come on Natasha, you know that high neck is bugging the shit outta you!  Grade:  C

Janelle Monae.  Don't know how she did it but she wore an album cover.

Hailey Beiber with the toes hanging over.  

Sydney Sweeney.  GORGEOUS!

OKAY Peeps.  That's it for now.  Mama is tired and I have to go to bed.  Hope you enjoyed!