Miley Cyrus. I'm kind of loving this 1970s suburban housewife coiffe.
As for the rest of this chain-link mess of a gown with an Egyptian vibe .... NO.
Grade: D-
Billie and Phineas Eilish. Again, super talented brother-sister duo. Phineas looks quite dapper. His sister, not so much.
Phineas - Grade: A
Billie - F-
Coco Jones - YASSSSS! Beautiful girl, beautiful gown, rockin' body. Grade: A+ WINNER WINNER WINNER!!
Jameela Jamil. Gorgeous girl! Love the red, but not the neckline. Black shoes???? Grade: B-
Olivia Rodrigo. PERFECTION!! Perfect makeup, perfect hair, gorgeous gown! A+++ WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!
Victoria Monet. A very beautiful girl! Make-up and hair is flawless! BUT ... these undergarment-looking gowns with the stays have been done to death. Grade: B+
Jon Baptiste. I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!! Grade: A
Doja Cat. Absolutely beautiful girl but those tacky tattoos? That's one demerit. Nips blurred out - That's two demerits. The makeup is good but the gown looks tacky. Just like her tats. And her shoes. Grade: D-
Summer Walker chanelling Hello Dolly. All that's missing is the parasol. She looks like she's wearing coconut shavings. Without the hat, it might have worked. Grade: C
Jelly Roll. This dude is really talented and has quite a story. I saw him on 60 Minutes. He did some serious time all the while writing songs. HOWEVER, couldn't he afford to groom himself and purchase a nice suit or something? I mean seriously! You're at the Grammy's dude. Grade: F-
Sexy Dua Lipa. Very pretty, but doesn't her gown look like it was made with a buhzillion paperclips? Grade: B-
Kelly Osborne. ENOUGH WITH THE FREAKIN PURPLE HAIR!!!!! OMG! Grade: F
Fantasia Barrino. Love her, but not feeling this gown or the hardware on her face???? One good sneeze and she could tear her lip off! Hair and makeup are perfection, however. Grade: C+
Paris Hilton. Very pretty gown, love the color but not the Morticia hair. You know these super long extensions are getting quite tiring. Grade: B-
David Guetta & Jessica Ledon - CUTEST COUPLE!
Gayle King. Love the hair, love the makeup, love it all. Grade: B++ with a snap.
Kat Graham. Amazing! Amazing that she made this from one long piece of paper! Grade: F-
Lauren Daigle. Amazing what you can do with ruffles, silly string, and a hat. With braids no less. Grade: F-
Chrissy Teigen. Though I LOVE black and pink, this is way too SHORT. Grade: B
HOW CUTE! NOT. Not feeling the pink turtleneck or the flower-power necklace. Grade: F
Sheila E. Sheila, Sheila, Sheila. You can do much better than this funky outfit. And your hair?! Girl. I hate to do it, but I must. Grade: F-
Paris Jackson. This girl is SO BEAUTIFUL! Simple elegance and NO TATS! She either had them covered up or removed. In any event, I like her without all that ink. Truly upgrades her look and she presents like a lovely young lady. Grade: A
Mark Ronson and Grace Gummer. I like it. Grade: A for both.
Jade Starling. She looks a little hard around the edges don't you think? To get away with this look one must be very young and very beautiful. Leather? Studs? Is that a belt with two buckles? Sorry hun. Grade: F-
And it wouldn't be a Red Carpet without you-know-who's big face in the camera. GRADE: DOUBLE F-
Cee Lo Green looking like an imperial little emporer.
Cardi? Cardi B? Is that you? LOVE the color. Grade: A
INGENIOUS! Take your shade with you! Ideal for the menopausal woman! I mean seriously. Who designed this ridiculous piece of crap?!
La Diva Swifty. Love the white, love the black gloves. BUT THE HAIR! It's just hanging there like spaghetti! Ruins the entire look. Grade: C
YOWZA!!!
KILL ME LENNY cause I'm already dying!!
There were a few gorgeous ladies and gentlemen and I hoped I covered all your favorites.
OK, PEEPS. I'm tired now. Gonna watch TV and get ready to paddle to work tomorrow.
SMOOCHES!
