BOB'S COMMENTS TO MY 2022 OSCAR REVIEW ....

My friend Bob over at "I Should Be Laughing" posted his HILARIOUS comments to my Oscar post.  HAD TO SHARE!  

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BobApril 01, 2022 5:55 AM

You know me, I did mine … but I will make a few comments.
Olivia shines. That’s all.
Lupita stuns.
Jessica Chastain looks like Superhero Ball Gown with Effing Ruffles.
That unknown girl? Meh.
H.E.R. Love. Color and style.
Kristen Stewart. Wash your hair. And het a new stylist.
Lily James. It’s cute and fragile and then she wears those clunky shoes.
Maggie, as I said, looks like she got cabinet hardware at Lowes and glued it to her dress.
Nicki Kidman. Love. I think she was paying homage to Lucy with the dress and the lip and I was there for it.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau’s pants don’t fit; too tight and not in the right places.
Serena is an old lady dress.
Simu’s red tuxedo was gorgeous.
Timothée Chalamet “rocke’n’rolled” it.
Venus. No. Just no.
Wesley should have stayed home.
Zendaya. Yes, ma’am, this is it.
Zoe nailed Audrey.
Ariana DeBose looked cool calm and collected; love.
Penelope Cruz won me over this year.
Tracee did have the girls almost all the way out, and the dress looked better when she put on the wrap.
Hailey Bieber looks like the dress doesn’t fit, or it’s on sideways.
Zendaya. Damn. Damn. Damn, gurl.
Kristen looks bored, and she bores me. Stay home if you at least pretend to have fun; I mean, you’re an actress, or so you say, so act like you’re having fun.
Kim Kardastrophe can try as hard as she wants but she is never gonna make the “gloves match the dress” thing happen. It juts looks like she’s hiding a skin condition.
Ciara looks okay.
Ariana looks stunning and fun!
Dakota Johnson looks like she wants to be Cher but she used three times as much fabric.
Anya Taylor-Joy. No Joy.
Serena couldn’t look more uncomfortable.
Tessa Thompson. Shorts and Cowl Neck. Sashay, away.
Halsey. Forgot her pole.
Hailee Steinfeld. Cute, that’s all.
Billie. Stop already, your look is getting old.
Lourdes Leon, Why the long face? Cuz you know you’re only there because of your mama?
Kendall. Meh.
Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker. Morticia and Gomez.
Jessica should have worn this to the ceremony. It’s gorgeous.
Emily Gibberishkowski. Why is she there?
Olivia still shines.
Alexandra Daddario. Kinda harsh and severe.
Rota Oro no she bettah don’t.
Emilia Jones. How is she gonna tent the Christmas goose now that she used all the tin foil?
Diane Lane in a dress that makes her look like Diane Ten Miles of Hard Road.
Marlee. Much better than that dated red dress.
Maggie. It’s okay, but her style always seems too Try Hard.
Elsa Hosk. WHY GODDESS WHY??
That’s all!
Loved your coverage and loved that you left The Smiths out.