So after the sit-down with Brandi and Scheana, we learn that Eddie Cibrian was a lying sack of shit and has basically screwed himself out of EVER having any future illicit sexual liaisons ... at least not with anybody who has a brain .. but then again he probably doesn't want somebody with a brain. Oh whatever ... he's an ass-hole no matter what, and his ex-wife Brandi, and ex-mistress Scheana, are better off without this miserable excuse for a man. It never ceases to amaze me the lengths a dirt bag like Eddie will go through to get a piece of a**. He actually knew the girlfriend's mother! Told the girlfriend he loved her! And told his WIFE his weekend trips were guy trips! If I were your mother I'd never speak to your pathetic ass again -- I'd be so ashamed that I'd raised a little pussy like you. UGH.
Poor Leanne. I hope she's paying attention. But you know she's young and still in that delusional stage where she believes that SHE'S going to be the ONE to CHANGE him and make him a FAITHFUL, COMMITTED husband, etc., et. al. ... NOT.
Meanwhile, musical genius David Foster got some camera time and went on and on about his wife (new Housewife Yolanda), and what a great woman she is ... and how she loves to cook, and she loves to take care of him, and because of her, he doesn't have to worry about mundane things because she's so fabulous ... blah blah blah. THAT'S WHY WIVES WERE INVENTED YOU ASS WIPE! So someone could cook and clean and blow you while you create your musical masterpieces and then feed your enormous ego. Thank God I'm a feminist ... unfortunately, I'm married to a Neanderthal.
So Kyle gives a dinner party for the ladies and invites her girlfriend, Faye Resnick (who is DESPERATELY trying to get a regular gig on the Housewives) ... Well, Miss Faye decides to give Brandi a "talking-to" and inform her of all her personal character flaws. Who the HELL is Faye Resnick to get all high and mighty with my girl Brandi?! She doesn't even KNOW Brandi! She feels perfectly okay lecturing Brandi (in the most lady like of ways of course ... with her pinkie in the air) and then she tells everyone at the table that she cannot stand "a liar." (HOLD UP MIRROR HERE).
Personally, I don't know how Kyle can trust that Ho. Remember the O.J. Trial? She was the skank who wrote a book about her "murdered best-friend" Nicole Brown Simpson, and then told the entire fucken world that they had a lesbian liaison. NICE.
I'm getting sick. I'm gonna go make dinner now.