2. What the hells up with all the damn cannibalism?! Everyone is eating everybody! It's like some weird trend! One guy decides to eat his roommate, and then another, then another ....
3. I AM SHOCKED! Madonna flashed her 53 year old tit. MY EYES! MY EYES! That is one ugly old suckled on nipple. Madonna: GO AWAY. NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SAGGING TIT. I'M BEGGING YOU.
4. Caught the O.C. Housewives last night. Tamara is the only person on earth who can cry without manufacturing any tears. I cannot stand that broad. Vicki is truly not right in the head ... when that broad loses her shit SHE LOSES HER SHIT. YIKES!
Heather, the Duchess of Pelican Hill (the exclusive, gated, enclave of the very rich and very pretentious) tossed crazy Sarah out of her palace because she ate the bow off of her "naming cake" ... talk about RUDE! God help us.
Alexis ... poor, insecure, dumb Alexis was giddy with joy when her husband (Telle Tubby Jim Bellino) surprised her and showed up at Heather's mansion and then proceeded to have a "sit down" with Heather's hubby, plastic surgeon to the narcissists in Orange County, and dress him down for calling his wife a phoney, because he's a MAN and no one is going to talk about his SLAVE ... I mean, woman, like that.
Next week: The conclusion of the season where all the crazies sit down and basically demand respect while shouting and cursing at one another.
THE VIGGO CHRONICLES WILL CONTINUE NEXT WEEK. I JUST HAD TO GET THIS OUT BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING ME CONSTIPATED. THANK YOU.