I had been wondering what I could possibly blog about next and t
oday at 3:00 pm it hit me! Are any of you as bored with Dr. Oz as I am? I mean, every frigging time I turn on Oprah, Dr. Oz is on! Why doesn't she just let him take over her show ... or better yet, get him his own show!!!! I miss the regular Oprah ... the celebrity interviews, the controversial topics. Lately it's always, DR. OZ, DR. OZ, DR. OZ! He's a nice guy, but enough is enough already! Dr. Oz has told us what fruits we should eat, what our crap should look like, how much exercise we should do. WE KNOW ALREADY. How do we know? DR. OZ!Today the doctor is talking about (here we go) ... how to look younger. In fact, Oprah just commented that she has noticed a big difference between just turning 50 and being 54. She said that she's not as agile as before, it's harder to exercise than before, it's harder to lose the weight than before and it's just harder all the way around ... then she says "what is that?!" ... you don't need Dr. Oz to tell you what this is Oprah. I CAN TELL YOU. YOU'RE GETTING OLD.
Next, they pull a beautiful African-American woman from the audience who is 60 years old and looks effing 35. PLEASE. According to her, she looks this damn good because she has been doing yoga for 21 years and she has a "passion" in life which is reading and writing regularly and this keeps her young.
Next, they pull a 63 year old white woman out of the audience who looks 45 and she looks this fabulously young because her passion is riding horses and meditating daily. Finally, they speak to a 44 year old white woman who looks 60 (this would be me) and we find out that she looks like crap because she smokes a pack of cigarettes a day, she doesn't exercise and she obviously eats whatever she wants. Now ...
So folks, all we have to do is find "a passion" in life, eat plenty of fruits with antioxidants and by God we'll look 20 years younger. Does Oprah ever have any real people on her show?
I think I need my own t.v. show. I would have nothing but fat, older women who have NO PASSIONS and like to bitch and whine non-stop. We could just sit on a couch for an hour and complain about our husbands and kids and how people like Oprah and Dr. Oz are always telling us what the eff to do!
4 comments:
Wanna hear something funny? I had a recording of that very same Dr. Oz/Oprah show running as I signed onto your blog. I hear 'ya! Blah! blah! blah..."These women are going to live longer and look younger than YOU!" Thanks for reminding me Dr. Oz!
What ever happened to genetics? And, FYI, Dr. Oz will have his own show soon. Oprah already announced it. Next thing, we'll read how they no long get along, just like Dr. Phil. WHATEVER!
I agree, what happened to the shows that we're entertaining, enlightening? Her show is dropping to the bottom of my list. Too many re-runs, to much bla, bla, bla! She needs a show as good as your blog.
Now that I'm home during the day, I started watching " The bonnie Hunt Show" and can I just say how much I enjoy her. I'm way done with Ms. Oprah and Dr. Phil...too condensending for my taste and anyways, between all our blogs,I'm pretty dang sure we entertain each other...I'm just say'n
AMEN MA SISTA! You hit it right on the nail! and I vote for your own show that would be so much fun!
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